Dear Press newspaper:

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In your past issue you printed a article about "Grandpa Lewis," the Green Party clown running for governor by Stephen Preston. You can't fool me. I remember that COMMUNIST'S articles, Iraq-loving, U.S.-hating, and everything he writes is anti-business and unamerican. If Steve Preston loves Iraq more than America, maybe he should move there.

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Sincerely,
Jacob Pulaski